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The Truth About Cats and Dogs
The Story of Adam & Eve’s PetsAdam and Eve said, ‘Lord, when we were in the garden, you walked with us every day. Now we do not see you any more. We are lonesome here, and it is difficult for us to remember how much you love us.’And God said, I will create a companion for you that will be with you and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept

Still more humour of the vilest sort…
(this one from “Clyde from deep in the heart of Texas” over at csp gun talk’s Political Page)A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye ba

Helping you make it through Monday…
You can’t read this and stay in a gloomy mood!1. How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it.2. How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way.3. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psycho path4. How do you get holy water? You boil the hell out of it.5. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? Dam!6. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t work? A stick8. What do you call chees

Gewtting old…
Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked,’How old was your husband?’‘98,’ she replied. ‘Two years older than me.’ ‘So you’re 96,’ the undertaker commented. She responded, ‘Hardly worth going home, is it?’Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:’And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked. She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.I

Bill Clinton’s letter to John Hinckley
I did my best to check on this email forward but it MAY be one of those nefarious internet hoaxes, not written by the man it was attributed to so take it with a grain of salt. KenFor those of you who may not be completely aware of John Hinckley, who he is, what he did, and why, here’s a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. John was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, and extremely jealous as well, and in his

Today in history - adjunct
For the last several months I’ve been doing a “Today in History” article every day. We often look at history on a grand scale, but sometimes we forget that history on a grand scale is made up of dozens, sometimes hundreds or thousands of stories of stories that happened to people like us who happened to be in THAT place at THAT time.As Bill Mauldin’s character (I don’t remember if it was Willy or Joe) said in one of his WW II cartoons, “The hell this ain’t th’ most important hole in the world

To Bring Light Unto the World
(Excuse me while I gag)And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, wit

Instructions
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scottsdale , Arizona :1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN.4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.8. DON’T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.9. QUIET PLEASE…WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.10. DON’T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.WELL DONE.NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL,GO OUTSIDE, & TEE OF

Tactical mistake
Tactical mistake Filed under: Battle of the Sexes, General, Humor — mostly cajun @ 4:03 pmThis guy was watching TV as his wife was out cutting the grass during the hot summer. He finally worked up the energy to go out and ask his wife what was for supper.Well, his wife was quite irritated about him sitting in the air conditioned house all day while she did all the work, so she scolded him. “I can’t believe you’re asking me about supper right now! Imagine I’m out of town, go inside and fig

Overheard…
Overheard… Filed under: General — mostly cajun @ 4:11 pmThe following conversation was transcribed from the files of clerk in a California city hall:City Hall in a California city:“Next.”“Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license.”“Names?”“Tim and Jim Jones.”“Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance.”“Yes, we’re brothers.”“Brothers? You can’t get married.”“Why not? Aren’t you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?”“Yes, thousands. But we haven’t